Anybody gonna be at Pax Prime today? I got a spare pass so I’m gonna drop by & would be glad for some elf screaming!
Reblogged from lovesickforsin :
THROWS SELF ON FLOOR
SEMPAI WESLEY RESPONDED TO MY COLLABORATIVE FICTION
THRANDUIL IS GONNA GET GHOST IN ALL HIS ELF HOLES
NOW IF ONLY I DIDN’T HAVE TO SLEEP BEFORE PAX AND COULD THREEWAY DARK-LORD-ON-ELF/ORCS-ON-ORCS/ULTIMATE LAIN LOW MEDIEVAL BATTLE UNTIL DAWN
IF ONLY I COULD STOP WITH THE CAPSLOCK
Reblogged from misbehavingmaiar :
You know, Thranduil is actually the only Third Age Elven ruler who isn’t using a Ring of Power to protect his lands. Elrond has Vilya, Galadriel has Nenya, and even Cirdan (ruler of the Grey Havens) had Narya until he gave it to Gandalf.
So for thousands of years Thranduil has been defending his lands on his own against Orcs, Goblins, and Giant Spiders, plus Sauron setting up a summer home in his forest. And yet his hair STILL looks perfect.
I once got thrown out of a pub for screaming too much about this
I mean after everything Lee Pace did last week I have three synapses to spare and this is NOT HELPING
1. Work tonight
2. Sleep from 8 to noon
3. Acquire haircut
4. Pick up friend from bus station
5. Frantically eat and clean
6. Attend pub night
7. Sleep from 2 to 7
8. Attend PAX Prime
9. Attend Motiga party
10. Pack for road trip
11. Sleep from midnight to 6
12. Pick up flowers
13. Drive four hours to wedding venue
14. Attend wedding all Sat and Sun
15. Camp all Mon and Tues
16. Return home Wed, rest and write
17. Sleep Wed night and prepare self
18. Clean all day Thurs
19. Pick up friend at bus station
20. Attend pub night
21. Fri morning pick up suckling pig
22. Cooking and party prep
23. Sleep a few hours Fri night
24. Final party prep and pig roast
25. Party self into the grave
26. Pass out facedown on sofa
27. Sleep 16 hours
28. Return to work Sun night
WELP I just hit the writing wall where nothing makes sense any more and it’s seven-thirty in the morning and wow, I seem to have been eating peanut butter out of the jar with a knife, did I also use this knife to cut chunks out of this congealed curry? oh my god my left leg has gone completely dead and my bladder is going to explode BUT ROHAN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED /passes out
Reblogged from moluren :
I have dreaded big battle scenes since time immemorial and avoided writing them at all costs for pretty much my entire life. Then I read a few really fucking top-notch novels about medieval warfare— The Red Knight by Miles Cameron, and The Archer’s Tale by Bernard Cornwell— and I am now arranging the armies of Dol Goldur against the combined forces of Erebor and Mirkwood with delighted confidence.
Oh my god I love this chapter
Last night I dreamed about the third Hobbit movie, about the scene where Thranduil...
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BEST birthday party tonight! Lots of awesome gifts from friends, delicious cake made by sarthoss, and watching the Silent Hills playable trailer scared me so badly at one point I actually started to cry. Thank you to my framily for making it an awesome celebration!
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