NO NO NO NO YOU’VE KILLED ME

(Source: kingleepace, via carolinetolkien-stuff)

@13 hours ago with 3371 notes

megatruh:

seductive you said

I have never laughed this hard at anything in this fandom

THIS IS LITERALLY AN ILLUSTRATION OF ME AND MY HUSBAND except he’s usually holding some part of an airplane and I’m usually holding a roll of paper towels

(via thorinduilhaven)

@14 hours ago with 560 notes

doctorwho:

A Poem From The Doctor

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@16 hours ago with 33529 notes

lesliecrusher:

do you think all that human meat makes hannibal’s semen taste extra nasty

image

#follow this blog you will love it on your dash

@1 day ago with 33 notes
#i have never regretted 

okay there is ONE thing that trumps my determination not to be a loser who stops writing when there’s work to be done

I need sufficient sleep before work to keep from killing people LITERALLY

So I’m going to pass out now <333

@1 day ago with 6 notes

Can I just add that if you take a shit-ton of E and you start trying to make out with your nurse’s elbow because you feel so great and you just wanna fuck

you will wake up with seven needles in your ass

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@14 hours ago with 110440 notes
kammartinez:

Dorwinion 2 by kimberly80


you get out of here with your gorgeous art and your dangerously accessible monsters

kammartinez:

Dorwinion 2 by kimberly80

you get out of here with your gorgeous art and your dangerously accessible monsters

(via thranduils-white-gem)

@16 hours ago with 38 notes
#woooooooooooow 

I am no good thing

@16 hours ago with 1 note
#well more accurately I'm tired and I want to go home #and if somebody asks me to stay late I swear before the throne of god #I will scream until blood comes out #probably not my blood though 

I love the vivec tag it is 20% self-aware video game god flaunting hir vagina/peen + 80% people who just read that one book in Morrowind and can’t stop shaking

@1 day ago with 8 notes
#vivec 

it is an eternal testament to my commitment as a self-flagellating completionist that I choose to write novel-length fanfiction on the sole grounds that I started it and I have to finish it

when my favorite guild wars 2 character still needs her traits fixed

@1 day ago with 6 notes
#and I still haven't finished capping fuckin Orr